Every useless calculator on the site, in one place. Pick your poison.
A wildly overengineered quiz that tells you whether to text back, based on metrics that mean nothing.
A risk calculator for petting strange dogs, weighing location, leash status, tail energy, and how unhinged the eyes look.
A live ticking countdown of exactly how many seconds you've been alive, and an estimate of how many you have left.
Figures out your remaining tab budget based on RAM, OS, browser choice, extensions, background apps, and how many tabs you're already hoarding.